Boobie prize contest

Ok so as I said about 2 weeks ago that I made the husband create a story of some sort for why I need Boobs to win the Pick your Plasti contest. This is my entry: (oh and it goes to the "baby got back" song by sir mix a lot)

MJ, I need boobs and I just can't lie,
you other girls can get by;
The way they walk around with those round things in my face,
I look down at my waste of space;
I just want to cry!
You notice my bra is stuffed,
If it wasn't for pushups they'd look real rough!
So MJ use me, use me, I really need some boobies!
I'd like them round, and big so they bounce when I dance a jig;
MJ I'm not lookin for trouble,
I'm beggin for that juicy double;
My girlfriend wears a size B,
even she make me look so tiny.
So MJ (yeah) MJ (yeah),
this girl needs some help (hell yeah)
Tell the doc to shape 'em (yeah) shape em' (yeah);
shape them healthy boobs.
MJ I need boobs, I'm little in the middle but you can help with that!!!!

Isn't it just so lovely? So yes today I did NOT go to work. Very bad girl that I am. In honor of my sister that our mother in law "hearts" so much I went to Starbucks not once but twice to celebrate her big "25" birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISSY! Since she is getting old I found a nice wrinkles,pimples and spots package for her as she progresses through the rest of her life. I figured the wrinkles would occur naturally by old age, pimples well all I have to say is MIL, and NO that is NOT MILF, she defiantly is NOT one, just an MIL, and of course the spots, well she can just share with us on her blog. Donations for her present are greatly appreciated here. If you really know here you know how to get it the approriate place. I got no mail love today but STILL hoping that my guy Mitch, will pull through and get us in this. Well I must go finish my laundy and clean the rest of the house. Oh and I will try really hard to post the next LO.

Bumpity Bump

So Yesterday was very eventful. I was all ready got Hayden ready for school and off we headed out for the day. I always wonder if my shoes going "click click click" wakes up my neighbors going down the stairs. ( I later in the day found out that they do) Anyhow well instead of the daily "click click click" I go "bump bump bump!" What you may ask? Yes i fell on my butt with Hayden in my arms and slide down the stairs! Yikes is right. Hayden is ok, not one scratch on him. Me on the other hand? Well you tell me...


Nice isn't it? Opinions on whether or not I should go see the doc is welcomed? So yes my butt hurts very much. I will post more laters....

Jimmy vs. Hobby Lobby

So the weekend was kind of rainy and kind of sunny. The rain came Saturday. So I convinced Jimmy he has to go with me to Hobby Lobby after begging and pleading with him. He siad he was to "manly" for that place. However after him pacing through the parking lot he finally made it through the double doors. What does he do? Goes straight to the home decor area to pick out all sorts of stuff that he feels me "must" have at home. Eventually we landed in the scrapbook area and no surprise he vanished. I figured he was walking around while I was roaming the aisles. HA! Guess again. This is what he come back with:




Yes he picked ou this "hunting" and "fishing" paper all by himself, with some die-cuts and some heidi swapp tape all to use as his embellishments. I wasn't trying to be mean but I told him that I didn't care for the die-cuts all that much, but he said,"well I am making my own page so you will just have to see how mine will be better!" So the competition begins. Note: everything is still all packed up. Maybe he will be the next collector?? But I do have to give him lots and lots of credit for going with me along with picking his own stuff out all by himself.

I also finished up a scraplift I did for a girl Caroline over at 2peas, for her birthday. You can see it here. Yesterday we went to the beach and had a blast. Now I am tired and just want to go back to sleep but of course not! I have to go to work. Have a great day everyone!