Boobie prize contest

Ok so as I said about 2 weeks ago that I made the husband create a story of some sort for why I need Boobs to win the Pick your Plasti contest. This is my entry: (oh and it goes to the "baby got back" song by sir mix a lot)

MJ, I need boobs and I just can't lie,
you other girls can get by;
The way they walk around with those round things in my face,
I look down at my waste of space;
I just want to cry!
You notice my bra is stuffed,
If it wasn't for pushups they'd look real rough!
So MJ use me, use me, I really need some boobies!
I'd like them round, and big so they bounce when I dance a jig;
MJ I'm not lookin for trouble,
I'm beggin for that juicy double;
My girlfriend wears a size B,
even she make me look so tiny.
So MJ (yeah) MJ (yeah),
this girl needs some help (hell yeah)
Tell the doc to shape 'em (yeah) shape em' (yeah);
shape them healthy boobs.
MJ I need boobs, I'm little in the middle but you can help with that!!!!

Isn't it just so lovely? So yes today I did NOT go to work. Very bad girl that I am. In honor of my sister that our mother in law "hearts" so much I went to Starbucks not once but twice to celebrate her big "25" birthday!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY SISSY! Since she is getting old I found a nice wrinkles,pimples and spots package for her as she progresses through the rest of her life. I figured the wrinkles would occur naturally by old age, pimples well all I have to say is MIL, and NO that is NOT MILF, she defiantly is NOT one, just an MIL, and of course the spots, well she can just share with us on her blog. Donations for her present are greatly appreciated here. If you really know here you know how to get it the approriate place. I got no mail love today but STILL hoping that my guy Mitch, will pull through and get us in this. Well I must go finish my laundy and clean the rest of the house. Oh and I will try really hard to post the next LO.

Bumpity Bump

So Yesterday was very eventful. I was all ready got Hayden ready for school and off we headed out for the day. I always wonder if my shoes going "click click click" wakes up my neighbors going down the stairs. ( I later in the day found out that they do) Anyhow well instead of the daily "click click click" I go "bump bump bump!" What you may ask? Yes i fell on my butt with Hayden in my arms and slide down the stairs! Yikes is right. Hayden is ok, not one scratch on him. Me on the other hand? Well you tell me...


Nice isn't it? Opinions on whether or not I should go see the doc is welcomed? So yes my butt hurts very much. I will post more laters....

Jimmy vs. Hobby Lobby

So the weekend was kind of rainy and kind of sunny. The rain came Saturday. So I convinced Jimmy he has to go with me to Hobby Lobby after begging and pleading with him. He siad he was to "manly" for that place. However after him pacing through the parking lot he finally made it through the double doors. What does he do? Goes straight to the home decor area to pick out all sorts of stuff that he feels me "must" have at home. Eventually we landed in the scrapbook area and no surprise he vanished. I figured he was walking around while I was roaming the aisles. HA! Guess again. This is what he come back with:




Yes he picked ou this "hunting" and "fishing" paper all by himself, with some die-cuts and some heidi swapp tape all to use as his embellishments. I wasn't trying to be mean but I told him that I didn't care for the die-cuts all that much, but he said,"well I am making my own page so you will just have to see how mine will be better!" So the competition begins. Note: everything is still all packed up. Maybe he will be the next collector?? But I do have to give him lots and lots of credit for going with me along with picking his own stuff out all by himself.

I also finished up a scraplift I did for a girl Caroline over at 2peas, for her birthday. You can see it here. Yesterday we went to the beach and had a blast. Now I am tired and just want to go back to sleep but of course not! I have to go to work. Have a great day everyone!

Bad baby anatomy....

Yep that is what Haydens pediatrician told me today. He has bad baby anatomy along with every other baby. He has a double ear infection...AGAIN! Lucky though he isnt running crazy high fevers like he was last time. I started another layout tonight for a 2 peas birthday girl. A scraplift thing. I almost got it done, just have to do the journaling. Can't post it till the 4th though, so you are just going to have to wait. So I am trying to win this pick your plasti contest that they have on this radio. To enter you have to write something on why you think you need it. It can be fake or fiction so i told Jimmy that I want to do it playing off the song "Baby got back." Of course he laughed and said i'm nuts but an hour later he comes back with entry. It's hilarious. But off course if you knew me you would know I DON'T need anymore booty. Instead...BOOBIES! When I post my entry, I will copy it on my blog for all to read. It is so funny. Well it is like 10 now and so past my bed time. So night night, don't let the bed bugs bite! Oh and if they do, take a shoe and hit them till they are black and blue! Yes I am delirious. Adios.

It's a miracle...I am posting AGAIN...HOORAY!!!

I had a GREAT weekend. We went to St Augustine yesterday, and boy did I get spoiled. I got some new sunglasses, and a new necklace. The necklace is cool. What it is, is that you pick out a oyster at this jewelry store, and they open up the oyster and you have a pearl. The pearl can be black, champagne color, white, and of the pearl colors, and they clean it all up then you pick out a setting and they set it for you in a ring, necklace, bracelet whichever you choose. So I chose the necklace. Its sterling and all enclosed. My pearl that I got out of the oyster that my lil man Hayden picked out was a BLACK pearl. Looks more like a grayish black to me. However, from what everyone was telling me that they are hardest of all pearls to find and the most unique. Way to go Hayden for picking out a good Oyster. Its even a true pearl! Anyhow then we went to the candy store and got some caramel apples. For dinner we went to the yummy Johnny Carinos. I love that place! Today we hung around a had a cookout. I even got a layout done through my exciting weekend. Impressed aren't ya? You can see it here http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/pg.asp?gallery=1&cmd=display&layout_id=881282 I like it but then I don't. Jimmy helped with it. He created the wording and the toilet paper embellishments as he puts it. Oh we also cleaned out our closet today and did some laundry. Not so much fun but you got to do it. Well I must retire to my bed that has my name calling it. I will try and do another layout tomorrow as I have a goal to myself. GO ME! But you migth still have to hold your breathe, because you never know if I pull and "oops" if forgot senario. Nighty night ya'll. Wow I sound like a hillbilly.

time to breathe again...

Okie Dokies i am posting again, and sooner then I thought so you can breathe. So I got this email so I guess I must do it.

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?Clear with grape leaves
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? 90 minutes in heaven
Dude...where is #3?
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE Board game: Monopoly
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? the water in the sprinklers that smells like sewage
6. FAVORITE COLOR? Red
7. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? brown
8. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? hoever many till i get to it, which i usually always miss it
9. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Preston or Elissa
10. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
11. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? sometimes, depends on my current mood and if I am running late
12. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no
13. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS? yes
14. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 1995 Honda Accord
15. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Aries
16. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? YUCK
17. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? ???????
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT
BE? I like my hair the way it is
19. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
20. FAVORITE MOVIE? Dirty Dancing
21. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
yes
22. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? surprisingly, absolutly nothign
23. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN? dry sockets after having my wisom teeth pulled

24. PERSON(S) YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO
RESPOND? ????????????
25. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ??????????????
27. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG? Ha,burger
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Late Summer early fall
29. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Marco Island
30. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
a slide show of all the pictures i have onthe computer
31. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? Chick Fil A
32. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH NAME? Kathryn Margery Stanton and Michelles is KELLY...HA i told on you!

Ok and here is jimmy's
1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES?Clear
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? Not reading one
Dude...where is #3?
4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE Board game: Clue
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELLS? Vinegar...i cant stand it
6. FAVORITE COLOR? blue
7. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Florescent clear
8. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 1
9. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Gage or Jasmine
10. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? Chocolate
11. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? no unless im stupid and on a motorcycle
12. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? no
13. DO YOU LIKE THUNDERSTORMS? yes
14. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? 70's chevy malibu classic
15. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Taurus
16. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yeah
17. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB WHAT WOULD IT BE? Flying a jet plane for the airforce
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR, WHAT WOULD IT
BE? any color I am in the mood for that week
19. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY? half full
20. FAVORITE MOVIE? Dancing with wolves
21. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS?
what does that mean
22. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? usually my bow and arrow but nothing rigth now
23. YOUR SINGLE BIGGEST INTENSE PAIN? my back

24. PERSON(S) YOU SENT THIS TO WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO
RESPOND? ????
25. WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? ?????
27. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOG? Hamburger
28. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? he siad garlic but i informed as far as time of year and he said summer
29. THE BEST PLACE YOU HAVE EVER BEEN? Outerbanks North Carolina
30. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW?
pictures
31. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? the Angus burger from Burger king
32. WHAT IS YOUR BIRTH NAME? James Andrew Eckart IV

I am back...

So yes I have been MIA for about 3 weeks now. But no fear, I am back. I started my new job. Its ok. Nothing to brag about but its a job and some of the girls seem to be cool. Other then the usual work stuff, life has been pretty routine lately. The extended family (Robby, Michelle, and McKenzie) came up last weekend. Had a great time with them. Unfortunately the weekend went entirely too fast. I love living away from Orlando but on the other hand having family visit makes you realize that sometimes you want to come back. But I know in the long run I would go insane if I lived in Orlando close to my mother in law so, therefore I count my blessing every day that I am about 130 miles AWAY from her!! Jimmy got the rest of his tattoo finished on his back. I personally think it is too much and ridiculous but whatever. His body not mine. Jimmy also had a birthday so I did make a picture frame for him, which you can look at here: http://http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/pg.asp?cmd=display&layout_id=868355 . I also got him a fishing pole. I also did a layout for Jimmy and I's wedding album that I have yet to find. You can see that layout here: http://www.twopeasinabucket.com/pg.asp?cmd=display&layout_id=866431. So on Thursday a got a delivery to work...FLOWERS! I was so surprised. To top it all of he even had the florist add 3 red roses to the flowers that stood for past, present, and future. Isn't he just so creative? I think so. So today we are going to the beach for a little while with Haydens Nana and Papi (Dawn and Richie). After that we might stroll on down to the Blue Crab festival in Palatka. So that is pretty much that for now. Well I need to go get ready for the beach speaking of which. So I will try and post later. But don't hold your breath!

I just knew it...

So if anyone with kids think they dont have "mommy instincts" they are dead WRONG! My lil baby Hayden woke up this morning with yet another 101 temp, as this would be day 5. I'm told myself that I had it and noone is going to tell me that a baby with a temp over 100 for 5 days straight is "just teething." So back to the docs again today. Guess what I was right, there is ANOTHER problem to him teething. Not does my baby have a double wammy with being sick and teething at the same time...he has a DOUBLE ear infection! It has just been a horrible day! The stupid nurse turned the dam thermeter off while taking his temp so she had to do that all over again. Let's be realistic rectal temps are only an invasion of privacy here regardless of your age! Then they took some blood to make sure there were no other "underlying" problems. My poor baby just cried and screamed and screamed and gave me this look like, mommy what ever do for you to do this to me. I just wanted to break down and cry. It was AWFUL! They did give him a Tazmanian devil bandaid and that brought some sparkle back into my Haydens eyes. On a brighter note they obviously gave me an antiobiotic and no fever as of 10 this morning. Whoopie!!!!!!!!!!!!!Plus he is much happier and no more sad faces. Lots of cackles and giggles! My baby is starting the turnaround to being a "happy" boy again! Yeah!